Skipper’s 10 commandments

I felt like the 10 commandments needed a little bit of an update, seeing as they were written… freaking ages ago. So, this is Skips commandments in order of importance, most of the 10 commandments were… slightly pointless in todays day and age… so this has been reduced to 3.

1. Dont kill.. its not nice
2. Dont Steal shit, its also not nice
3. Dont be a dick, no one likes a dick.

I think those are pretty easy to follow… #4 was going to be dont cheat, but we’re a polygamous species… so, if your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/partner is cool with it… go for it!